Did you know?: Unbelievably Painful-Looking Body Piercings

# 1 I Can't Understand You

I didn't even know you could pierce that. By the way, that little strip of skin is called the frenulum linguae and it's extra hard to pronounce when you put a metal spike through it.

# 2 Busy

Which one of these painful-looking piercings do you think hurt the most? My bet is on all of them -- every single one.

# 3 So Many...

When we were kids we used to count bottles of beer on the wall when we were bored. If counting piercings is the new version of that we're going to go find something to do.

# 4 Ribbons

What if one of them snags? What if one of them snags?!

# 5 Tongue

Did you know that the tongue consists of eight muscles that are all very strong for their size? Did you also know that the tongue feels pain? Horrible lisping pain.

# 6 Smelly

These piercings aren't what look terribly painful. It's that cold, dry, burning sinus sensation this guy's got to feel with every breath.

# 7 Headache

We don't know exactly how you get those piercings in but we bet it involves a general anesthetic.

# 8 Eye, Eye, Eye

If a particle of dust in your eye can make you blink and weep like a nutter what must an eyelid piercing feel like...every time you blink?

# 9 Uvul-ugh

It's hard to look at this without activating your gag reflex. We bet that piercer has seen more than one plate of cookies tossed.

# 10 Be Still

If this person makes one false move everyone watching is going to pass out.

# 11 Don't Touch Me

Did you know that your fingertips are some of the most sensitive nerve-dense parts of your body?

# 12 Pedal On

Yes ladies and gentlemen, that is a bicycle pierced through that guy's face. I don't know whether to start with "how" or "why".

# 13 Touche Internet, Touche

Before seeing this row of painful piercings we didn't even know that "lime tree trapped in a man's body" was a thing. And apparently this is the surgery you get for it.